I'm like a ringleader, I call the shots.

So my Classical Mythology final is tomorrow morning at 9, but of course, instead of studying the 100+ terms I still don't know, I'm surfing the Internet.

And what do I find? A new Ellen von Unwerth photoshoot featuring the lovely Britney Spears!!

Yes, that's right. Britney, bitch.

She. Is. Back.

And looking quite smashing in this 1930s-esque editorial.

Seriously I feel like a proud parent. She is back and better than ever.

I think I might go shed a few tears of joy.

And then pull an all-nighter, because clearly I'm the best at procrastinating.