Boom Boom Pow

"Smile"
Pig Magazine
Issue: May 2009
Models: Sophie Vlaming and Megan Butterworth
Photographer: Chris Heads

Trashy, dirty, sexy -- a combination of Terry Richardson and Ellen von Unwerth, but cheaper, and almost amateur in comparison. In the best way possible of course. This shoot looks like it was a blast to shoot... if I were a model, I'd want to be doing stuff like this: high fashion but without being so stuffy and serious. 

Lolita

I don't care if you think she's a pretentious bitch-face. I love Emma Watson. She's gorgeous and she has got a good head on her shoulders -- not many young actresses would give up work and partying to attend university, especially after becoming as established in Hollywood as she has. And she's wicked smart too. She's been looking at Oxford and Cambridge and Ivy Leagues, and without a doubt I know she'll be accepted.

Here's a recent photoshoot Emma did with Ellen von Unwerth.

Speed Dating

Magazine: Above Magazine
Models: Boris Kolesnikov, Crystal Renn, Kemp Muhl

Photographer: Ellen von Unwerth

Naughty or Nice?

Light me up, put me on top, let's falalalala lalalala.


The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree.


Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe. Yes everybody knows...


We will take off our clothes. Yes if you want us to we will.


Oh oh a Christmas, My Christmas tree is delicious.


Here, here, here, the best time of the year.


Take off my stocking’s, we’re... I’m spreading Christmas cheer.


Cherry cherry boom boom!



Photography by Ellen von Unwerth
Model: Ana Beatriz Barros

I'm like a ringleader, I call the shots.

So my Classical Mythology final is tomorrow morning at 9, but of course, instead of studying the 100+ terms I still don't know, I'm surfing the Internet.

And what do I find? A new Ellen von Unwerth photoshoot featuring the lovely Britney Spears!!

Yes, that's right. Britney, bitch.

She. Is. Back.

And looking quite smashing in this 1930s-esque editorial.

Seriously I feel like a proud parent. She is back and better than ever.

I think I might go shed a few tears of joy.

And then pull an all-nighter, because clearly I'm the best at procrastinating.